SEATTLE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

Second semi-annual Twat mad as a march hare hash!

What the hell does this mean and why should you care? Because you'll have the opportunity to punish me with hard liquor and make me throw up (yet again) while I run around wrapped in duct tape like an even bigger idiot than I usually am!

So here's how this is going down. This will be a pub "crawl" with multiple beer stops, however this will be a real run between pubs. At the start of the run, "medication" will be distributed to you hounds and the loony (me) will be bound in a duct tape straight jacket. My co hare Mary Kay will be running with me actually laying the marks and any time a hound catches me they get to administer a dose of "medicine". This is in a addition to me drinking at the beer checks and you all know what a fucking lightweight I am. So come punish the JGM that won't fucking shut up.

Where: The run will start at Cal Anderson Park on Capital Hill on 11th Ave near or at the intersection with E. Howell St. Google map: http://tinyurl. com/2dbox5

When: This Sat, March 8 at 2:00

How much? $15 for Mannys at the start and end as well as 4 pub beer checks and punishing me

Why: you get to punish me! that's all the reason you need!