God, 1.5 hours before the
run starts in Des Moines and I am still in Redmond beginning to write the trash
for the last run… don’t expect any Moliere, Shakespeare or Faulkner this
time…
So, this is how we got the
hare for that run…
Our very own Sasquatch man also known as Twatnot.com was coerced at the Agpu and
this time, it did not even involve Gallopin playing his AGPU traditional hare
raiser tricks to get some victims under the influence of the alcohol.
No this time, it was no-one else but the Machiavellian and squeal Just A Little Prick, who
very quickly after having received the latest version of the gorgeous Puget
Sound H3 annual, studied the data and discovered that good old Twatnot.com had
ran more than 20 runs with the Puget Sound H3 but never had hared any run… No
mercy, the crime was shouted out loud and soon enough red-in-the-face
Twatnot.com muttered : ‘hum, of course, I would be delighted to hare a Puget
Sound H3 run…”
Good move Just a Little Prick !
All what Twatnot.com really
needed was a little push to enter the inner circle of good Puget Sound hares….
It worked so well that he has already volunteered to co-hare in few weeks
another Puget Sound H3 Summer Great Event:
La Marseillaise IX.
A night not to be missed !
So, Twatnot.com decided not only to hare a run but to go out all the way and
hared a LIVE run !
A very fine trail it was for
a solo hare, fully aware that blood thirsty hounds were on his heels… He was
not even caught ! A fine job indeed
!
The best line of the night
was stated by no-one else than our very own Religious Advisor Head Nurse at the
Beer Check complaining: “I sold my bike to get married…”
Of course, our usual
culprits missed the beer check by the lake: Thumper (spotted running headless on
the other side of the lake in apparently every directions, and not even thinking
of swimming across the lake towards us…) FC and Midget, what a surprise !
Fugawee took a pretty long course but I am so glad to see him running every run
til the end … Definitely there to keep our hare on their toes !
Gallopin obviously does not
get enough spanking at home and decided that he needed to rough it up by cutting
his own rear on the bottom of a metal fence while Just a Little Prick and
Headnurse were jumping high above it simultaneously … lovely sight !
A lot of bestiality on the
run as well…
Headnurse chasing a snapper… creative mind, he got !
Thumper and
Where’s chasing a little pussy cat… at least for once it was not a
sheep…
FC & Midget Molester
proudly displaying their brand new personally embroidered folding chairs they
received the weekend before in Canada at an International
hash function….
The fools even thought it
was a good idea to sit in them during the circle….
What do they think we are ? The
#$%@ Froggy Club Med ?
And of course my favorite
culprits for the night: Crooked Dick and Inserted Backwards exceptionally able
to attend a Puget Sound H3 run because the girls were having their nights out
anyway….
Our very own Pussy-whipped hashers for this coming year !
PAY BACK TIME, READ MY LIPS,
CROOKED DICK, THIS IS PAY BACK TIME !
All and all a good evening
with a somewhat uneventful pissup at the Factoria Pub.
Hares … it’s Summer ,
get us outside for crying out loud !
Your devoted On Sec
Dim Sum
I was talking on the phone a
few days ago in Prague with Singed Sack who is starting to run low on cash…
The horny bastard a few weeks ago was sitting in a bar in Vienna and
started shooting the breeze with some Serbian bimbo… Soon enough, she was
subdued by the fact they could relate to each other in Czech and start sitting
on Mr Suave Sack’s legs… At that point, prudent Singed Sack (having learned
the hard way in countless other bars…) stopped and asked if she knew anybody
in the bar. To which she pointed at 3 huge Serbian around the room and mentioned
: “this one is my brother, this one my dad and this one my cousin…” Thank
God, our very own Singed Sack can still run otherwise he would be either married
to a Serbian family by now or simply decomposing in some Austrian garbage
dumpster…
On the other end of the
spectrum, one of our other emeritus retired JGM African Mule is doing everything
he can to stop running:
African Mule: ” By
the way.......you know in this part of the world there are large concrete
drainage ditches for handling the heavy rain. You NEVER step on the
gratings that cover this drainage ditches as they are in poor repair and will
fail. Only about half have gratings. You ALWAYS watch where
you step.