The PSH3 tribe was back on
ancestral grounds….
The infamous location in Normandy Cove where so many jokes and songs have been
said over the years around great circles…
Yes, we were back in the little town of Some Monks … that is, if you
choose to translate in English the French name: Des Moines….
But, no monks were sighted on trails this time, not even brewing Belgian ales or
whatever other golden fluids you might have in mind…. For the simple reason
that our hare Puss Sucker, being a fine wine connoisseur, had
planned to educate all the PSH3 wankers by taking them to a winery located in
the heart of downtown Des Moines, away from any hops brewing site !
Pussucker being so excited
about the entire idea of taking the tribe to the winery, downgraded the run
itself with a paved mediocre & boring loop , taking us two times over the I5
corridor. Nothing to write home about, except maybe for the winery of course and
the quaint little downtown Des Moines that the locals are currently trying to
resurrect by setting up little boutiques here and there, and even including an
authentic Danish Pastry Shop… At least, we had the pleasure to run into a good
ol’ tavern for a beer stop and rinse our throats from the American wine
previously drank at the winery…. Asking a frog to drink an American wine would
be similar to asking a yank to drive a Peugeot…. Which is what Pussucker did
for years…. You see what American
wine does to your brain ? It removes all common sense !
After the run, we drove
down to the Cove instead of running down as we have done in previous
great runs…. There, we met Pussucker who supplied us with ample amount of
vegetarian great food always trying to convert wankers to ultimate nirvana:
Vegetarianism ! Best of luck with
some of the wankers….
Judging by the huge size of the BYOMeats displayed on the BBQ, some of them
either have serious complex or want to discover how quickly they can clog their
arteries….
Having to leave soon after
the run for an extended month long business trip overseas, I had to leave early
that evening and regrettably missed attending another fine circle in the
mystical Normandy cove !
However, I was able to get
further notes on the circle from one of the faithful attendee: Gallopin.
The trashes on the June 7th
and June 14th runs will
be provided over the next week with FC & Pussucker’s notes who gladly
accepted to cover while I was absent.
Courtesy
of Gallopin’ who took notes during the circle …
Down Downs awarded during
circle
The Hares (Pussucker,
Thumper)
"Tasteless"
Steve Tyson for being MIA for so many years.
Simultaneously, Groper, was honored for being Tasteless' sponsor on his first run (PSHHH
run #10)
Tasteless
was given another down down for jumping over a guardrail near the beginning of
the run, while the rest of the pack just stepped over it.
Piss
Boy, Deck Dick, FC, and Capt. Hazelwoody
for hanging at the 2nd beer check to finish all the beer after
everyone else had left.
Witch's
Tit for being an NFP.
Fellow Texan, Capt. Hazelwoody,
was simultaneously given a down down (when one drinks…).
Midget
Molester for serving hors d'oeuvres to
the No Balls bimbos at their run's beer check.
Sno
Balls for reaching an auspicious
milestone, his 50th birthday.
FC
was presented his 2nd place trophy and a down down for his finish in
a 24-hour competitive event. He
tried to put a positive spin on his crime by stating that he had completed 69
miles.
Finally Stuffya pointed out that a group of geriatric wankers,namely Rottonkok,
Groper Fugawee, and Cripple, were sitting on a log having a private party
during the circle and awarded them appropriately.
On On
Gallopin’ & Dim Sum