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 Seattle Hash House Harriers

Run #: 409      

Monday, July  23, 2001

Hares: Hozer Eh ,Vigorous Visitor and Randy

Location:  Federal Way, WA

 Please circle the answer that best describes the hash experience:

 1.      The hash start was (a. too far to the south; b.  too far to the west; c. too far to the north; d. too far to the east; e. unfortunately found by Travis Shitt).

2.      The weather was (a. cloudy; b.  rainy; c.  cold; d.  shitty; e.  none of the above).


3.      The beer was (a.  warm; b.  skunky; c.  refreshing; d.  shitty; e.  all of the above).

4.      The pack was (a.  drunk; b.  obnoxious; c.  horny; d.  shitty; e.  all of the above). 

5.      The hares were (a.  drunk; b.  obnoxious; c.  horny; d.  shitty; e.  all of the above). 

6.      The NFPs (a.  bunch; b.  fold; c.  sleep with barnyard animals; d.  live off exit 69; e.  all of the above).

7.      Dim Sum (a. showed up late; b. FRB’d;   c. short cut the trail; d.  spoke English;       e. WALKED the entire trail with his NFP girlfriend, Sabrina)

8.      The walkers were (a.  whiney; b.  slow; c.  horny; d.  shitty; e.  all of the above).

9.      The trail was (a. long; b.  hilly; c.  poorly marked; d.  shitty; e. all of the above). 

10.  The shiggy was (a.  wet; b.  muddy; c.  thorny; d.  shitty; e. all of the above).

11.  The beer check was (a.  too far from the start; b. too far from the end; c.  not adequately stocked with beer; d. unfortunately found by Travis Shitt; e. all of the above).

12.  FRBs were (a.  lost; b.  thirsty; c.  chafed; d. shitty; e. all of the above).

13.  In order for there to be beer at the On-In (a. BNH arrived first at the On-In; b.  left her new truck open;  c.  left her keys with an FRB;  d.  left the beer out.  e. discovered her truck broken into)

14.  The On-In was (a.  sweaty; b.  stinky; c. unfortunately found by Travis Shitt;       d.  shitty; e. all of the above).

15.  The Circle was (a.  unruly; b.  disruptive; c.  rude; d.  shitty; e. all of the above).

16.  Down-Downs were (a.  weak; b.  vulgar; c.  stupid; d.  shitty; e. all of the above).

17.  The Piss Up was held at (a.  Metropolitan Grill; b.  Daniel’s Broiler; c.  Canlis; d.  Spago; e. none of the above).

18.  The Scribe (a.  was DFL;  b. wasn’t at the piss up for down-downs; c. lost the list of attendees; d. wrote the trash at the last minute; e. all of the above).

19.  All in all another (a.shitty; b.shitty; c.shitty; d.shitty; e. all of the above) hash.

Answers:

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