Hares: MGD and Running Dog Lackey
Hounds: Twat, Piss Boy, AnnaHymen, Just Julie, Slippery Fingers, AssMa, Muddy Balls, Midget Molester, Bitch ‘N Hoe, Crash, Wheres, Safe Sex, Iron Lady, Spike, Maggot, Stuff the Clam, Deck Dick, Singed Sack, Little Prick, Slippery Fingers, 100 DB, FC
NFP: Lianne
New to SH3 from NY: Man-gina
I could have beat my time of 2:15 if I didn’t have to stop and take a shit.
-Twat
On the trail: Very similar to the November Erection run but in reverse; wankers and bimbos scaled steep suburban streets, sidestepped lots of dog shit, lost trail, found trail, shortcut trail all on a quest for beer at the top of the hill. Reports of bad arrows, fishy conversations and occasional FC sightings, blue balls and idiotic heroic gestures…
® Stuff the Clam took the prize for most stupid but daring splash into the creek after one deflated blue ball; after much deliberation, including commentary from the rescued blue ball that only StheC could hear, it was decided that StheC indeed needed to drink and possibly inherit the Hash Shit…
® BnH nearly got a down, down for her blinding white shoes but argued that they were worn three times already and made Piss Boy drink for it
® 100 DB and Twat both drank to their accomplishments at the Boise Ruby River run last weekend…Twat later drank and received the Hash Shit for bragging that he had to stop and take a shit during the Boise run thus denying StheC the dis-honor of carrying it at the next hash. In the end, Twat will do or say anything for the hash shit and a down, down.
® Iron Lady and Spike were pulled into the circle after it was discovered that they had parted ways with the trail to discuss the “fish party.” Both denied the allegations but enjoyed a mug of cheap, cold brew…
® Midget Molester made it half way up the hill before wusing out and heading back to the bar. His late arrival in the circle earned him a beer, which was downed to the tune of “Yogi Bear”. For anyone not paying attention, his hat was from a hash in Jakarta so you can’t get one unless you go there.
® Sad news…Singed Sack is leaving Seattle for adventures abroad and work in NY. For that, he drank and will soon be on his way. Seattle will miss his operatic renditions of “Zulu Warrior” and other hash hits as well as his tremendous hash spirit.
MISSING
Gaylord/Enron, BOT, PIMP, Just Karen, Premature Ejaculation, Inserted Backwards, Skin Tight, Cremaster, Quick Drip and Fish.
If you find these hounds, please return them to the next SH3 hash. We owe them a lot of beer.
On, on SF