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 Puget Sound Hash Week

Puget Sound hashes would like to invite the Americas to stop on by for a hash and a beer. One week only, every kennel in the Puget Sound will host a trail! This once-in-a-lifetime hashing opportunity will be the drunkest, shiggyest, most awesome hashing event in 2015! If that's not enough hashing, take a short train ride to our official post-lube: InterAmericas Hash 2015.

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 August

 Sunday   Monday   Tuesday   Wednesday   Thursday   Friday   Saturday 
23 24 25 26

No Balls H3

 

27

Seattle H3 Pub Crawl

28

Seattle H3 Hashy Hour

29

Seattle H3 #749

Seattle Full Moon
 
30

Rain City H3 and HS!WTF? H3
 

31

Vancouver H3

 September

 Sunday   Monday   Tuesday   Wednesday   Thursday   Friday   Saturday 
1

Tacoma / South Sound H3

2

WGASH3

3

Puget Sound H3 No Balls H3
 

4 InterAm

Seattle H3 Hashy Hour

5 InterAm
6 InterAm 7 InterAm 8 9 10

BASH

11

Seattle H3 Hashy Hour

 

12

Seattle H3 #750

 Detrails

 Wednesday, August 26 
No Balls Hash House Harriettes #317 - Summer Cummer

Join the lovely bimbos of No Balls H3 as they take you on a leisurely romp through the streets of south Seattle, ending with a barbecue celebrating the end of summer. This year, in honor of Puget Sound Hash Week, this event is open to everyone! Not only visiting wankers, but local ball owners are invited as well!

HARES: Wheaton Whacker & One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
WHEN: Wednesday August 26, 6:30 HST. Hares away about 7.
WHERE: 9636 42nd Ave S, Seattle WA 98118.
From downtown, bus 106 drops off a 5 minute walk from start. The Rainier Beach light rail stop is a mile away.
SHIGGY LEVEL: Eagle: π out of 5; Turkey: π/2 out of 5
HASH CASH: $10
BRING: VESSEL, bug spray, new shoes, cranium lamp, virgins, pillows for a pillow fight, low expectations

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 Thursday, August 27 
Seattle H3 Pub Crawl with Babe's Hash Cruise Pre-Lube!

Hey! Guess What? Your illustrious hares finally got off their lazy asses, put the wine bottle down and started planning this thing. Don't worry. We still have our tops off.
Visiting Seattle? Live in Seattle? Once saw a movie about Seattle? Great! Then this is the pub crawl for you.
12 Pack Rack & Shot:The Anal Queen invite you to meat up with us at The Lava Lounge in Belltown to start. It will be happy hour, with $3.50 drafts, $4.00 wells & $5.00 Mai Tais.
From there we will take you on a journey that you may never forget. Well, you will probably forget most of it.
Hopefully you will at least remember which of the 75+ visitors you groped.

HARES: Shot:The Anal Queen & 12 Pack Rack
WHEN: Thursday, August 27, 5:30 pm or whenever you feel like getting to the bar. Hares away ~7:00PM.
WHERE: Lava Lounge, 2226 2nd Ave, Seattle WA 98121.
**PRO TIP: No food at Lava Lounge, grab a bite to eat at one of the other 6 bars on the same block before you get too drunk**
HASH CASH: $4
BRING: CASH! Don't hold up the beer line. Also, there will be hab for sale.
THEME: North Pacific. What is that, you ask? Just like South Pacific, but with one more layer. Maybe an umbrella. Just kidding - no one in Seattle owns an umbrella.
WHAT TO DO: Call in sick on Friday.

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 Friday, August 28 
Seattle H3 Hashy Hour

Welcuuuuuum, visitoooooooors! It's the week before Interam. CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT?!?!?!
It's also the birthday of one of our fearless leaders, Wheaton Whacker! In honor of that special day when she was pushed forth from her mother's vagina, she asked that we find a bar that was lousy with ciders. Also, in honor of Puget Sound Hash Week, we decided to find a bar that was right in the heart of Seattle's craziest party neighborhood, Capitol Hill. Thus we settled on 500 East. Formerly World of Beer, they have a huge-ass selection of beers and ciders in bottles and on taps (over 300). They also have craft cocktails, fresh sodas, and yummy, "locally sourced" food. Ugh. That makes it sound more pretentious than it is though.
The bar opens at 1:00, with happy hour specials from 3:00-7:00. So get there early if you want. Come on, it's not like you work on Saturday. (Unless you do, in which case, sorry.) There is a porch so you can sit semi-outside, and TVs so you can watch football. It's hella close to bus routes 10, 11, 12, 43, 47, and 49, or it's pretty walkable from downtown. So don't try to drive and park there- that probably won't work. Use http://tripplanner.kingcounty.gov/ to figure out how to bus and drink to your heart's content.
On-HBFUWW-On, PotC:TCotBPN

WHEN: 1:00-7:00pm
WHERE: 500EAST, 500 East Pine St, Seattle, Washington 98122

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 Saturday, August 29 
 DOUBLE PENETRATION! 

Seattle H3 #749 - Ass Hopper Hash House Harriers, a holy, pwned subsidiary of Seattle Hash House Harriers, takes you on a lovely stroll of the western Seattle shoreline, with sound views of tits, dicks, and the Olympic mountain range. This 5th Saturday, cum for Seattle, stay for the full moon. Double penetration all the way.

HARES: Ass Hopper & One-Eyed One-Horned Cherry Picker Pussy Licker
WHEN: 1:45pm beer. 2:30pm hares away.
WHERE: On the beach at Golden Gardens
WHAT: 4mi True (eagle: 4/5 shiggy; turkey: 2/5)
HASH CASH: $8 USD
BRING: Shiggy socks, shiggy gloves, safety goggles, beach towel, SPF 69- cream, eagle bait, turkey feed, $500K cash for down payment on overpriced real estate, a vessel, lube.

Seattle Full Moon - Sturgeon Moon
Seriously another hash, this time brought to you by the full moon, produced by I Dream of Weenie.

HARE: I Dream of Weenie
WHEN: Saturday, August 29th, 7 pm pack away, or later if the first trail/circle goes long, but it is Asshopper so we know it won't be long (5 is average right?).
WHERE: Starts up where Seattle H3 will finish.
WHAT: If you haven't had enough hashing by Saturday evening, join us for another trail. Trail will begin in golden gardens after the SH3 circle and food. Hash cash is $5 and will get you a trail that promises to be 95% pavement. Do not despair though, I vow that the trail will also be shitty. Hopefully the worst of the week, but definitely the worst full moon trail in Seattle this year, guaranteed! Shitty why? Well the only way out of golden gardens is up, that's why. If you stick around though, you will be rewarded for going up, unlike going down, which is its own reward.
HASH CASH: $5
BRING: whatever you have left and maybe a headlamp? Definitely bring a whistle, because a hasher without a whistle is just an asshole on a trail. Also $5.

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 Sunday, August 30 
Holy Shit! What The Fuck? H3 - It's the 108th RUnning of the Holy Shit! What the Fuck? Hash House Harriers. This trail is going to be the first in a double header (head! Who said head...) with Rain City! (Holy Shit we're playing with other kennels?!)
HARES: Fuck the Crop Outta Him, Heiny Girl, NFN Bobby, 867-53 orh orh orh
WHEN: Trail is 12pm, high noon. From Seattle, meet at the ferry terminal at 10:45am, to get on the 11:10 am ferry to Bremerton.
WHERE: South Pacific Sports Bar, 218 1st St, Bremerton WA 98337 (basically at the ferry terminal).
HASH CASH: $
BRING: I.D., dry bag, PFD, vessel, new shoes, your out of town cousin, a safety buddy.

If coming from Seattle:
Be on the 10:00am or 11:10am ferry to Bremerton. Ferry schedule here.

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Rain City H3 #264 (InterAm Pre-Lube Double-Header)

HARES: Nocturnal Firework Hash Nazi, Mexican Rimjob & Dick in a Box
WHEN: Meet at 6pm, Hares away at 6:30pm.
WHERE: K2 Sports, 4201 6th Ave S, Seattle, WA 98108 (park on the street)
WHAT: 3-5 miles, shiggy & pavement, one beer check, A-B trail (10-15 minute walk back to A), bag car, turkey/eagle split, not dog friendly
BRING: $5, cranium lamp, whistle (because a hasher without a whistle is just another asshole on a run), shiggy gear, spider/hobo stick, virgins, new shoes
ON-AFTER: Flying Squirrel Pizza Co., 5701 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA 98108 (approx. 1mi from A)

If coming from Bremerton:
Be on the 4:20pm or 5:30pm ferry to Seattle. Ferry schedule here.

Try to eat before trail somewhere. The Georgetown neighborhood is close and should have some good options. Bus routes from downtown to the start: 106, 124, 131. Directions here.

Last ferry to Bremerton leaves at 11:40pm! Don’t be late!

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 Monday, August 31 
Vancouver H3 presents one event in Vancouver BC, and one in Seattle. If you can co-locate, attend both!

Vancouver BC

HARE: M'Alice with his first Hare of 2015!
WHEN: Monday, August 31 at 6:15pm
WHERE: Kilmer Park, Vancouver, BC, Canada.
WHAT: Kicking off Puget Sound Hash Week with a typical Vancouver H3 trail.
HASH CASH: Something that isn't American
BRING: Your passport and a Canadian English to American English dictionary.

Seattle WA

HARE: Cream Puff with his first International haring foray....
WHEN: Monday, August 31 at 6:15pm
WHERE: Carkeek Park - entrance on 105th Street next to Viewlands Elementary School at 10525 3rd Ave NW
WHAT: Representing the way north Vancouver of the PNW
HASH CASH: TBD
BRING: TBD

 Tuesday, September 1 
Triple Threat Pre-Lube--Tacoma H3, South Sound H3, Lacey Full Moon H3

HARE: Boy Batter Badge
WHEN: Tuesday September 1, 6:00pm
WHERE: Bus station at Tacoma Dome, 505 E 25th St, Tacoma WA
(accessible from Seattle via bus--last bus, Sound Transit (ST) Express Bus #594, leaves Tacoma Dome Station, Zone B, to Seattle at 10:30pm)
WHAT: A to B with free transportation back; pub crawl; shiggy level 1; no change of clothes needed; not dog-friendly; not kid-friendly
HASH CASH: $0 (pay your own way at the bars)
ON-AFTER: at the last bar stop
INFO: Boy Batter Badge, 253-678-8845

 Wednesday, September 2 
Who Gives a Shit [H3] it isn’t Monday - SeaMonH3 hashes on a Wednesday because Who Gives A Shit!

HARE: AHHHH!!!!
WHEN: Wednesday, September 2 at 6:30pm
WHERE: U-Dist.

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 Thursday, September 3 
Puget Sound Hash House Harriers Proudly Announces An Open Run for all Hashers: Run # 933 "Get off my lawn, and run a REAL hash run!"

HARES: Brought to you from your geriatric Hares; Pus Sucker, Fucking Crazy and Gallopin'
WHEN: Thursday September 3, 2015. Meet at 6:00pm, launch at 6:30pm PDT
WHERE: Burien Transit Center parking lot, corner of 4th AVE SW & SW 150th St SW, Burien WA
WHAT: A to B Run, Beer (Georgetown Brewery’s finest), Baked Potatoes, Beer, Salad, Beer, chips, Beer, Outdoor Piss Up (rain or shine), Beer, Big Fire
HASH CASH: $10
BRING: Something to burn on the grill, a bag for your hashing gear.

Cranky old man warnings!
Please Take Note: This will be an “A” to “B” Hash event.
Please RSVP via Text to Pus at 206-915-1926 we are limited to 40
Please bring your after run stuff to drop off in Hares’ car at “A”
Please purchase grill burning food prior to the run. There is a Safeway across SW 149 from the Burien Transit Center and Grocery Outlet a block south (going there you’ll see the gross in grocery)
Take Note: There are no stores close to the piss-up site and your Hares will not provide shuttle service back to “A” until the Circle is closed around 9:30 PM
Bus Transportation available: From DT Seattle: Metro Routes 121, 131, 132 Expresses, 120 not Express no transfers
From Bellevue Transit Center: Sound Transit (ST) P560 no transfers
From Tacoma Dome Station: Sound Transit P574 transfer @ SEA airport to Sound Transit P560
From SeaTac hotel area: north bound Sound Transit P560, Metro 180
From Light Rail Station Tukwila International Blvd (99): Metro Rapidride F Line

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No Balls H3 Ballsy Hashy Hour - Attention wankers and bimbos! To close out the Puget Sound Hash Week activities, the No Balls H3 ladies are hosting a hashy hour at one of Seattle's favorite breweries.

WHEN: Thursday, September 3 at 6:00 pm
WHERE: Hilliard's Brewery & Taproom, 1550 NW 49th Street, Seattle, WA 98107
WHY: Because beer!
HOW: You can get there easily on bus lines 17, 18, 29, 40 and D Line.
There will be food trucks on-site, and you're welcome to bring in any outside food.
Please note that this is not a trail, but a happy hour. The men's hash, Puget Sound H3, is laying an awesome trail open to everyone and we encourage you to go if you'd like to hash.

On-On to InterAm!
Pro Bone Her, SlapSlapFartSlapSlap, Panty Ho

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 Friday, September 4 
 InterAmericas! 

Seattle H3 Hashy Hour

WHEN: TBD
WHERE: TBD

 Saturday, September 5 
 InterAmericas! 

 Sunday, September 6 
 InterAmericas! 

 Monday, September 7 
 InterAmericas! 

 Wednesday, September 12 
Seattle H3 #750 - Third Anal Japantics! Get SUPA GENKI!

The mostly-anal Japantics trail returns! What better way to brighten your post InterAm doldrums than to cum out and get SUPA GENKI with your favourite gaijin?

HARES: Capn’ Pugwash, Dead Whore Fucker, Froggy Style, I Fuck Little Buoys, and Knitta Please
WHEN: Saturday, September 12th, 12 PM HST
WHERE: A-A, start is at 47.562494, -122.301596 (map your way to 4593 Chesty Blvd S, then keep going down the road until you see a construction site and a portapotty.) Parking also available on Beacon Avenue, start is near the #36 and neari(ish) Columbia City light rail station.
HASH CASH: $10
BRING: Your happi coat, your ID, a vessel, your kanji flashcards, your anime t-shirts, rubber Sailor Moon costumes, salaryman costumes, anything Japanese and strange or fun!
WEAR: Lurid photos of appropriate hash attire will be on the FB page, and we encourage wearing your happi on trail. If you would like a fundoshi (see traditional Japanese banana hammock), let Knitta know by September 10th and bring 5 bucks to cover the materials (or bring 2.5 yards of fabric for Pugwash's lesson).
ON AFTER: Montis Grill, 4864 Beacon Ave S, Seattle WA - happy hour may be extended for us, waiting on confirmation.

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