Seattle Hash House Harriers
Run
#: 420
W.I.S.H. and Seattle H3, Whidbey Island, January 12, 2002
Wankers and bimbos from the Whidbey Island Super Hash and Seattle H3 came together for some ass-spankin’ fun and, speaking of ass-spankin’, Numb Buts 50th B-day shindig! Numb Nuts hared the hash through ripping winds, foamy seas, slippery trails and bad beer.
Wankers and bimbos included 100DB, Annahymen, Bitch 'N Hoe, Crash, Fish, FC, Hopalong, Lab Dancer, Screams Like a Bitch, Numb Nuts, Piss Boy, Premature Ejaculation, Skin Tight, Slippery Fingers, Spike, Twat, Where's, Lockjaw, Navel Ed, No Ass, Got Grabs, Bush Eater and two newbies - Jeremy and Gary.
Virgin flash!
Gary,
a newbie to the hash, regaled us all with his lame-ass joke…showing a little
ass would have been better. The other new wanker, Jeremy, came with SLaB and
took the Full Monty option.
The Circle…
Under the hot lamp were, if I can remember after so much bad beer:
Piss Boy and Where’s for being losers and shortcutting back AND trying to make like they zoomed through it.
No Ass for his bulging distraction on trail… yeah, yeah, all wankers wanted in on this down-down but they had nothing on No Ass.
SLAB for smoking at the beer check, a big fat WHATEVA…this bimbo gives a 10.0 score for lame down-down…this is a hash!
First-time winner of the first hash Martha Stewart award, HopAlong, for her awesome lasagna and decorations.
Bush
Eater nabbed a down-down with her the extra special LUV KNOB she got on trail
with Bitch n’ Hoe…who ended up taking that thing home?
Slippery
Fingers pulled the ultimate bimbo move, desecrating the sacred vessel on Numb
Nuts garage floor. A double bimbo move followed as she once again put it on the
ground.
Skin Tight, Premature, Slippery, Piss Boy joined other wankers and bimbos in the circle for a new-to-WISH down-down
Highlights…
Crash made BOT proud in the circle as she ass-smacked Numb Nuts in honor of his 50th
100 DB and SLAB tussle on the dance floor…Twat watching…Bimbo rescue
Prestations to Numb Nuts, which included booze, running digs, a little Port snifter and Allegra (Piss Boy, no one got the joke…)…Numb Nuts falling on said articles
Farts
abounded in the final shiggy stretch, though I won’t name the
Flatulent-offender…
Groovin’
wanker, Fish, escaped near death in the back of Piss Boy’s Jeep after Slippery
unlocked the doors on the I-5 heading to Whidbey. Fish apparently falls out of
cars if the doors aren’t locked…sorry man, I had no idea!
BnH
for some damn fine moves on the dance floor!
Twat
for his miraculous ability to drink and snooze simultaneously!
Send
any other hash highlights to jamaccormack@earthlink.net
and I’ll add them to the trash!
On,
on