Numb Nuts Lays Seattle

(Well, actually it was south Bellevue - Sunset Elem School )

 

Hounds:  Assma, Where’s, Spike,, FC, (the afore mentioned) Numb Nuts, Magot (of Kent ), Chicken Trax, BNH, Snatch, NNN Dave, Port-a-John, Piss’n Hole.  Attended but didn’t pay - 100dB and Martin Aidan?

 

(On behalf of Twaty, and in the best English Channel tradition “write it before I forget it” idea, here are the facts and fiction of today’s SH3 run)

 

Was there a NFP?  Was there a virgin?  Yes!  Count Just Dave as the NFP and 100dB’s son (Martin Aiden at all of 4 weeks old?) as the virgin.  Did they have a good time?  Hell, I think Dave did but dB had to take poor Martin Aiden home early.  Maybe hashing at 4 weeks old is a bit too much to handle?!

 

Numb Nuts gave run directions and then pointed us towards a trail (which, unfortunately was the ON-IN trail as discovered by Chicken Trax).  Port-a John headed us in the southerly direction on trail at least until we got back to Newport Way .  Where’s took over from there, using “local knowledge” and to Where’s surprise, nobody followed him - at least not until he called ON ARROW.  Where’s promptly lead us to a back check and Chicken Trax lead us around on true trail - where we met W here’s at the tennis courts.  (Damn that local knowledge!)  A bit of pavement pounding later found Snatch and NNN Dave in the lead walking up a hill waiting for other hounds to find the way.  (Numb Nuts did find a way to have at least two false “back checks” off each check - most were found by the FRB’s - great job NN!).  We soon got ourselves lost in a parking lot.  Trax and Where’s went one way (west) and Port-a John went east on trail ( a rather long FRB loop onto the BCC overpass and basically right back to the check).  Trail then headed (who said Head?) down and got onto a trail, leading into the creek.  Trax, Magot and Assma were seen slogging up the creek by Where’s and FC , sitting up on the ridge having already found the beer check drinking beers.  We were soon joined by Piss’n Hole coming from the ON-IN direction saying that none of the checks had been kicked out (go figure - she ran right over the ON-IN and didn’t even see it?!).  Obviously, from here the trail was rather simple and most of the hounds walked their way in.

 

We departed the venue and went to Where’s house for the circle and piss-up.  FC and Magot were sent on a beer run since the beer committee didn’t provide sufficient fluids (what’s worse than JGM that don’t make many runs?  Beer committee members that don’t bring beer!).  The circle as lead by PAJ was only interrupted by the soon to depart BNH.  Guess she had to get her comments in as this was her last SH3 run as an active hound (boo-hoo).  Down Downs were given to all hounds at least once, except for Assma as he had to beg for one as we couldn’t find any charge for him.  We did attempt to n ame Dave based on an Assma and Chicken Trax motion (and after the circle closed we all agreed that we actually did name him), so his name for the near future is “Missed Her Snatch”

 

Most of the pack left before the food arrived.  A couple of the hounds had a 50”M” (miler) the next day and felt they needed their sleep or sex or whatever.  That left six of us to eat the pizza and discuss the issues best left to the end of piss-ups.

 

ON-ON