What do you get when you put a pack of classy bimbos, party hats, garden dresses and an ancient tea set that has been passed down through the generations?
The Anal No Balls Tea Party Trail!
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Join your JGMs as they lay a dainty trail in the heart of Carkeek Park. It promises to be a lady-like event, with finger sandwiches, pie, cookies, tea vodka, queso (the classiest of all treats) and other classy shit.
Where you finest dress, hat, and gloves (shiggy or lace) and join the party! (Formal dress not required).
Date: Wednesday May, 27th
Where: Carkeek Park - Playground/Picnic area
When: 6:09pm
Hash Cash: $10 (you get what you pay for)
What you need: Tea Cup (i.e. vessel). Pinkies out!
Hares: Pro Bone Her, Panty Ho, & SlapSlapFartSlapSlap
On-Classy Bimbos-On!