42 Free 7-Eleven Slurpees on the wall,
42 Free 7-Eleven Slurpees,
You take one down,
Pass it around,
42 Free 7-Eleven Slurpees still on the wall!
(Because they are free you can just get another one)

What: A half-assed SeaMon trail because it's free slurpee day and that's way more important than running!

Who: AAAHHHHH!!!

Where: North End of Cal Anderson Park

When: Meet 6:00, pack away at 6:30 (Free Slurpees end at 7 so don't be late!)

Cost: $5

Expect: Slurpees, brain freezes, and not that long a trail b/c AAAHHHHH!!! injured his foot

Bring: Anti-brainfreeze medicine i.e. tums, tylenol, vicodin etc, whistle to let the hare know where you are, vessel to smuggle extra slurpees in, your hot sister to flirt with the 7-eleven employees and get more free slurpees