A hare walks into a bar....and the hare's from Kent!

Rain City travels to Kent for the Green Riverhash, inspired by Almost Live! Green Riverdance- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85DSN7vPGwY . Immerse yourself in the local culture and take in a bit of Green River Valley history, while enjoying the spoils of the hash.

Wankers, don your (holy and sleeveless is a plus) flannel, down vest/jacket, camo, cut-offs and trucker caps. Bimbos will fit in with the locals best in shiny, frilly, fringe (or just ratty flannel) with hair teased out to a minimum 20 inches wide.

Practice the Kegger Dance, Gotta Pee Dervish (oddly similar to a dance often done by Jala and STD), the Perm Prance, Monster Truck Macarena, Turtle Wax Trot, or your own original Green Riverdance adaptation to celebrate on trail and in circle.

Who: Hared by Mexican Rimjob and Little Cummer Boy

When: 1:00pm Sunday, August 28. Hares away @ 1:30

Where: Old Fishing Hole, intersection of W Meeker St & Frager Road, Kent. From I-5 take the hwy 516 (Kent-Des Moines Rd) exit. Go East on 516, down the hill. At the bottom of the hill turn left onto West Meeker St. Take first right onto Frager Road. Park on the right.

Why: ummm.... beer

Cost: $8 gets you beer and more

Trail: A to B (walking distance), Almost Live! (I'm still broken-ish), mild shiggy (compared to past MRJ trails), a river crossing, and beer. NOT kid friendly. Dogs might be okay.

Bring: New shoes, virgins, proper Kent attire, whores, lifejackets, awesome Green Riverdance skills, whistles, dry clothes...

On-after: Meeker Street Bar and Grill, unless the pack would rather offend locals in the inhospitable shithole known as the Blinker Tavern.