Hares: Ass-Ma and Family Jewels
Hounds: Piss Boy, Twat, DB, Quick Drip, PIMP, Slippery Fingers, Capt. Crash, Where’s, Just Karen, Just Carol, Crooked Dick, Inserted Backwards, Premature Ejaculation, Spike, FC, Safe Sex, Bitch n’ Hoe, Skin Tight, Fish, Chicken Trax
NFP: Doug, from “Space Labs”
Hash around Deadmond began at Ass-Ma’s man-pad and weaved through the campus of that big gorilla of the Puget Sound, Microsoft. Lots of soft shiggy, lots of burbs and…well…lots of burbs. Reading on the Suck-o-meter was high. Now pair the hounds with the high jinks.
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1. PIMP |
A. Performed emergency rescue on trail |
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2. FC |
B. Bitched about beer on trail |
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3. Just Karen |
C. Wore brand spankin’ new shoes on trail |
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4. Bitch n’ Hoe |
D. Opted out of true trail |
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5. Piss Boy |
E. Got to beer first on trail |
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6. Just Carol |
F. Got yelled and honked at on trail |
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7. Capt. Crash |
G. Went down on trail |
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8. Twat |
H. Got lost on trail |
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9. Skin Tight |
I. Whined on trail |
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10. Where’s |
J. Never showed up on trail |
The sweet aroma of garlic bread and BnH’s special sauce distracted the hounds in the circle but tales and charges were still made. Not too may down-downs but here are a few.
® Twat gets the prize for being the most offensive, pulling in a three down, downs for withholding the ancient JGM whistle, firing RCH hares PIMP and Quick Drip and running a R--- in Idaho next week. He probably got another but these are all I can remember.
® Piss Boy for launching a protest against the last trash because his Easter Hugh Hef jacket “wasn’t polyester.” Whatever.
® PIMP for blowing off the trail because she had a training run earlier that day and admitting it.
® Slippery for (1) disrespecting the sacred vessel and (2)posing the very blond question “What does DFL stand for?”
® Crash…for something but I can’t remember…she also got a nice little bag of beaver poops for her speedy trip to the beer check.
® Just Carol for hating beer but bitching that there better be some on trail after forking out $10. This was the first down-down performed with red wine, a first for the Seattle Hash as far as this bimbo knows.
® Just Karen for going down HARD on trail – Ouch!
® Bitch n’ Hoe for being kitchen wench and one for trying to charge Ass-Ma for not knowing how to make sauce. What she really should have been charged with was wearing brand new shoes!!!! AND, bragging that she never got caught later! Of course, since no one will read this trash, she’ll never get to drink out of them!
® Ass-Ma self-nominated himself for the Hash Shit and won. Make of that what you will…
® Skin Tight for showing up late then asking “Is this Ass-Ma’s new house or old house?”
**I said it once and I’ll say it again, spelling errors and bad polyester jackets are a fact of life. If you’re not completely satisfied with this trash, that’s life.
On, on
Slippery Fingers
Answers:
1.A;
2.F; 3.G; 4.C; 5.H; 6.B; 7.E; 8.I; 9.J; 10.D