Seattle Hash House Harriers
Red Dress Run 2014

February 8, 2014

Benefiting Seattle Children's Home

WHAT: Seattle Hash House Harriers Run # 711 – Anal Red Dress Run!!

WHEN: Saturday, February 8th. Meet at 1:00 pm. Pack leaves promptly at 2:00 pm. (We mean it. If you’re late, you’re on your own running around town following trail, while wearing your pretty red dress.)

WHERE: Volunteer Park, 1247 15th Ave E, Seattle, WA. Meet at the Amphitheater (West of the Asian Art Museum and North of the Reservoir). Trail will be walker/stumbling friendly. Trail is also dog friendly except for the On-In/On-After. This will be an actual trail, not a pub crawl, so do not wear high heels.

Trail will be A to B. B is about a mile from A. There will be a bag car available, but the hash is not responsible for any items placed in the bag car that are lost.

WHO: Portajohn, Mexican Rimjob, Festering Drip, Pocahomo. (That’s right, this trail is so fantastic that 4 half-minds are needed to hare it!)

HASH CASH: $10 make you holla! Plus, 3 drink checks and plenty of photo-ops with about 200 of your closest friends!

ON-IN/ON-AFTER: Show up and find out! We do have a bar lined up that will open up early and host us as a private party, though.

BRING: RED DRESS, ID and cash for additional drinks, Virgins, your hot sister, your mom, condoms, lube, extra cash for cab fare and bail.

PRE-REGISTRATION: Why? The first 200 paid are guaranteed swag. Plus, this will really help us with budgeting and making sure that there is enough booze for everyone.